can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there
THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW
I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:
london be like: ‘Stunning opportunity to rent this unique property, offers start at £900 a month’
*The screen freezes on the image of me washing anal gland secretion out of the vet’s hair, over the scrub sink, with my foot attempting to hold down the knee pedal*
“That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”